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This here is the blog of ur local sheriff, bogbert || I find varmints and put em in the stockade || 18 || I'm a Big Bitch and no one can stop me || Nonbinary ||

| Learn about the Bog |

yes, you could say that i have read HoeStuck


evilbog reblogged unicorns
evilbog -

Yall ever feel like swearing at people like the do in fantastic mr fox


unicorns -

(@ the tags) what about 'curse you and all your descendants'?


evilbog -

Yeah thats pretty good too. I just always think of when they're like 'the cuss am i?! The cuss are you!!!'


moon asked:

post toast fics 

Man if i can find my old ipod charger i might be able to get them


Yall ever feel like swearing at people like the do in fantastic mr fox


mush asked:

I DID NOT DARE YOU TO DO IT 

HORSE SHIT DUDE YOU WERE INVOLVED IN THE MAKING OF THE MONSTROCITY


evilbog reblogged babushka

@persephone may i intdroduce you to.. Toast


babushka -

@evilbog where is your god now


evilbog -


This is my god, he frowns on that hot anime man


evilbog reblogged cottagewife
cottagewife asked:

toaster smut fic??? šŸ˜‚

evilbog -

I WAS IN NINTH GRADE


greatkingrat -

THAT DOESN'T MAKE IT ANY BETTER


cottagewife -

ninth graders are just wild


cottagewife asked:

toaster smut fic??? šŸ˜‚

I WAS IN NINTH GRADE


evilbog reblogged mush
mush -

I just suddenly remembered the time when @evilbog wrote a toaster smut fic


evilbog -

Oh no guys, im toast >:]


Hey yall, real talk

How do i tell my SO that i dont quite like them as much as i like a fresh mound of dirt


evilbog reblogged cottagewife

Hey

melancholia -

Just wanna let you know that...

We're no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do I
A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any other guy
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it
Inside we both know what's been going on
We know the game and we're gonna play it
And if you ask me how I'm feeling
Don't tell me you're too blind to see
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonnaā€¦


cottagewife -

@evilbog


evilbog reblogged bystander
cjadewyton -

The secret to enjoying social media:


evilbog reblogged bystander
baldisbasics -

been out all day but I’m still looking to adopt more cats kdksks


bystander -

baldi at this point your house will have more cats than furniture


evilbog reblogged naiad
juqiter-blue -

im just here to say that i fuckin love sushi


evilbog reblogged lime
emlynlua -

afab?

no im affab

assigned funky fresh at birth


lime -

afab 

did you mean

assigned furry at birth


evilbog -



evilbog reblogged naiad
babushka -

"Oh remember when you were an emo teen and" you phools. I grew up in a poor, overprotective family. I am in my twenties and my edgy phase starts NOW


I got yelled at by a customer today but he later apologized so like.. guess thats something


evilbog reblogged evilbog
evilbog -

I feel weird

Should i drink?


evilbog -

Did not end up drinking and got a bunch of sketches done that i might post tomorrow c:


evilbog reblogged bystander
transwerewolf -

Artists!!!

Repour with which part of the body and head you start drawing first!!!

I start with the torso and nose :3


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