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evilbog

hi my name is Bogbert and I love pinapple on pizza


evilbog

Fake news


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evilbog

hi my name is Bogbert and I love pinapple on pizza


evilbog

jkjhjwkehjkwhewjweweehjhrjkf

 


evilbog

god i had 


evilbog

For those of you who probably think im having an seizure, @mush was writing posts and i was trying to stop him

 


#Dickweed

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evilbog

hi my name is Bogbert and I love pinapple on pizza


evilbog

jkjhjwkehjkwhewjweweehjhrjkf

 


evilbog

god i had 


#@

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evilbog

hi my name is Bogbert and I love pinapple on pizza


evilbog

jkjhjwkehjkwhewjweweehjhrjkf

 


evilbog

god i had 


#@

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evilbog

hi my name is Bogbert and I love pinapple on pizza


evilbog

jkjhjwkehjkwhewjweweehjhrjkf

 


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evilbog
1 week ago

hi my name is Bogbert and I love pinapple on pizza


#Bog

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lime

okay real post here but how many of yall have watched TAZ


#Oh you know ;) you could say ive seen taako from tv

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evilbog

Man people who advocate for eating the crust of the pizza need to get a rain check

Like if you think im going to eat the sock of the pizza then bud youve got another thing coming


pansexual

But the pizza handle is purposely edible for this exact reason!


wyvern-king

its not about the crust itself, its about getting a good crust

also leave about a quarter inch of pizza and then eat the crust sideways so its not all bread and its not as bad


coffee

Properly seasoned pizza crust is like garlic bread and as such is delish👌


wyvern-king

i forgot to add this u know what else is good tho???

dipping the crust in marinara sauce 


lime

excuse you i eat B R E A D even if my B R E A D circle has cheese and tomaboe on it dats just B E TT E R


evilbog

Man even if you leave a little bit of pizza on the pizza handle to eat with it that does make the pizza sock taste good. It doesnt improve the intrinsic badness of the pizza sock. 

Its just a cheap tactic to make weak pizza handles better


lime

you are weak

i consume the Bread

does it have condiments of ham, cheese, trumbone and pinabble?

is it a circle?

who cares its a sandwish in shape of a wheel and ill eat the sandwish crusts like a good good boy who doesnt cut off the bread crust


evilbog

If you slap peanutbutter on it ill eat it

But just once (1)


#My grandma's life hacj

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evilbog

Man people who advocate for eating the crust of the pizza need to get a rain check

Like if you think im going to eat the sock of the pizza then bud youve got another thing coming


pansexual

But the pizza handle is purposely edible for this exact reason!


wyvern-king

its not about the crust itself, its about getting a good crust

also leave about a quarter inch of pizza and then eat the crust sideways so its not all bread and its not as bad


coffee

Properly seasoned pizza crust is like garlic bread and as such is delish👌


wyvern-king

i forgot to add this u know what else is good tho???

dipping the crust in marinara sauce 


evilbog

This is the only time when the bread sock is acceptable siri upvote post


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evilbog

Man people who advocate for eating the crust of the pizza need to get a rain check

Like if you think im going to eat the sock of the pizza then bud youve got another thing coming


pansexual

But the pizza handle is purposely edible for this exact reason!


wyvern-king

its not about the crust itself, its about getting a good crust

also leave about a quarter inch of pizza and then eat the crust sideways so its not all bread and its not as bad


coffee

Properly seasoned pizza crust is like garlic bread and as such is delish👌


wyvern-king

i forgot to add this u know what else is good tho???

dipping the crust in marinara sauce 


lime

excuse you i eat B R E A D even if my B R E A D circle has cheese and tomaboe on it dats just B E TT E R


evilbog

Man even if you leave a little bit of pizza on the pizza handle to eat with it that does make the pizza sock taste good. It doesnt improve the intrinsic badness of the pizza sock. 

Its just a cheap tactic to make weak pizza handles better


#NO PIZZA SOCK IN MY GOB

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thelldev

Half hour til the Brexit vote lads


evilbog

Howd it do bitch


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evilbog
2 weeks ago

Man people who advocate for eating the crust of the pizza need to get a rain check

Like if you think im going to eat the sock of the pizza then bud youve got another thing coming


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gummychicken

What if cats are secretly aliens that want to study humans and want to use us as pets to them.

I have a cat named baxter that looks like a alien and he might use me as a study animal.


wyvern-king

pls show us the boi


gummychicken


babushka

#I can see why you think the cat is an alien #he's too cute for this world (via @disasterbisexual)


evilbog

You have described the plot of the canadian animated show kid vs cat


#Like legit #except for more malicious

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evilbog
2 weeks ago

Hello I baked an apple pie on thursday so im officially a god


#Im very happy that it turned out well and i got a thumbs up from my pop-pop and like #'U'


wyvern-king

good morning welcome to my bones snapping with every move i make


coffee

A bouncer stops you at the door.

"Password?"

You crack your knuckles bend your knees enough that snaps and pops echo around the back alley.

"Password accepted, welcome to the Rice Crispie Club."


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evilbog
3 weeks ago

man I have been so busy from this strike business. my meme career has really fallen by the wayside


#yoinks

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evilbog
3 weeks ago
mush asked:

GROOKEY IS BETTER

NO


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evilbog
4 weeks ago

I just got a bunch of hotdogs for free and my body is in peak physical condition


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evilbog


"My name is baby kai. Im fatter then jupiter and i think that windows are delicious"


chaosgay

op please pat that fluffy tum he deserves it


evilbog
By Request

Edit: replaced the photos with a video!


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evilbog
4 weeks ago

Important announcement

Left and Right arent Straight.

thank you


#dumb gibberish

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evilbog
4 weeks ago

Its like peppa pig but killing yourself


#Quotes

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evilbog
4 weeks ago


"My name is baby kai. Im fatter then jupiter and i think that windows are delicious"


##hes rotund

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